Jessica Simpson is always great

My policy is that all Jessica Simpson pictures I find go on the page, regardless of what she’s wearing or what asexual hobbits are next to her. I don’t know who that guy is or why he’s even with a girl, cause if that dude is into chicks, it’s only chicks with keloid scarring around their meow. And since I desperately crave Jessica’s approval, I’m not gonna say anything about her ridiculous lipstick and collagen implants. So you guys can write your own jokes for that. But, just so you know, if it doesn’t include the phrase “DSL”, you should probably cross it out and try again.