Jennifer Aniston has bad timing

Fox News, among others, says that Jennifer Anniston was thinking about ex-husband Brad Pitt over the Christmas holiday, and decided that the season of good will was as good a time as any to reach out. So she dialed his cell phone – and hey, guess who answered it! Angelina Jolie picked up, and a short and stuttering conversation followed. The halting phone call did manage to serve as a foundation for a second call, this time from Jolie to Anniston, and it is said Jolie reveled that she is pregnant and expecting to start a family with Pitt.


Good. I fucking hate Jennifer Aniston. I hope she bawled her eyes out and spent the next two weeks writing potential names for the baby she’ll never have with Brad. And who can blame him. I’d rather start a family with that chick who drowned her kids in the car. Aniston is pretty snobby for a chick who used to make out with David Schwimmer. You would think she’d at least have the decency to be apologetic and defensive about that. Even porn chicks who do DVDA would never dress up as Ross Gellars’ sexual fantasy. I mean, Jesus, have some dignity.