Is Lohan with DiCaprio now?

A few wire reports today are claiming that 19 year old Lindsay Lohan is now romantically linked with 32 year old Leonardo DiCaprio. Word is that Lindsay and Leo hooked up while at the New Year’s Eve party at Prive in Miami – just one day before Lohan was hospitalized with “asthma”. Leo is even said to have snuck into her hospital room to cheer her up while she was recovering. UK paper The Daily Star said on Sunday:

“Leo visited every night. He would sneak in through a back entrance wearing a cap to cover his face. He really helped her to get through the ordeal and showered her with gifts and chocolates to keep her spirits up.”

I’ll bet you almost anything Lindsay Lohan has potpourri in her car. And not because she likes the smell of sun kissed meadows and hates the smell of leather, but because she’s trying to cover up the smell of sweat and semen and bong water that spilled while she was driving with her knees and deep throating a bottle of tequila, as some international Hollywood star was cheering her on and snapping her thong.

These are obviously those ‘Vanity Fair’ pictures that took forever to show up in a decent quality. Sorry about this. Not because it took me so long to find them, but because, if you’re like me, you wanna see naked girls and masturbate, not throw up.