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January 18, 2006 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments
Uhh, is this the ghost of Gwyneth Paltrow or is this the real Gwyneth Paltrow. Did she think she was going to the Golden Globes or to haunt a mansion. Obviously she’s hideous and terrifying in even the best of circumstances, but here, in natural daylight, in clothes she got off the Titanic, her dead pale skin and wrinkles really jump out at you. Jump out at you and scare the shit of you. My dogs been hiding under the couch ever since I opened that last picture. C’mon girl, c’mon out, it’s okay, the monsters not gonna hurt you sweetie.