Chris Penn is dead

Chris Penn, brother of Sean Penn, star of movies like ‘Reservoir Dogs’ and ‘True Romance’, was found dead yesterday in Santa Monica. He was 40 years old. There was no evidence of foul play. According to a statement by Sean’s publicist:

“The Penn family would appreciate the media’s respect of their privacy during this difficult time.”

I sat here for like 10 minutes trying to write something where I didn’t call Sean Penn a dick. This was as close as I came. I really liked Chris though. He seemed to make every movie he was in a little better. Unlike Sean. Man that guy is a dick.