Carolyn Murphy sex tape update

Just to follow up on the sex tape of Sports Illustrated and Estee Lauder supermodel Carolyn Murphy, (others posts here and here) Page Six says today that Murphy had her ex-husband arrested on extortion charges after he tried to sell the tape they made on their 17-day honeymoon in Barbados. Jake Schroeder was arrested in California last Thursday and released on Tuesday after his bail was paid by ICG, the company trying to market the two-hour video. A lawyer for ICG said that Schroder is penniless and living in his car with two dogs, but still has every right to sell the tape and they hope to release it soon. Murphy said:

“Of course I don’t want the tape to come out. It is private and intimate moments from my honeymoon with a man I thought I could trust. It has turned out I was completely wrong.”

To which a friend added:

“She made the mistake of marrying this loser, and he’s been making her life miserable ever since.”

Wow, is it me or did this story go from sexy to kind of depressing, what with the homeless dogs and everything. At this rate, I’m just barely gonna be able to masturbate to this tape, and that’s only cause I’m a true champion.