Angelina Jolies ultrasound is real

I don’t know if some of the readers are just sarcastic or what, but Adam, Terry and Brendon all found in about 15 seconds what I couldn’t find in 20 minutes. Namely, Angelina Jolies ultrasound for sale on eBay. I did get a ceramic dalmatian for 85 dollars though, so let’s see them top that. Anyway, I guess that’s the son of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. I had written in my wish book, hoping it would be twin girls, but rumor is it’s a boy and they’ve decided on the name William, (Brads middle name) even though Angelina Jolie naming her kids Maddox, Zahara and William seems … umm .. unlikely. But I take even the suggestion as a good sign. She never looks happy these days, I have to wonder if she really wanted to have a child, and maybe she never smiles any more because she feels trapped. Based on stuff I made up just now, she collects babies like she’s Indiana Jones, so it wouldn’t look great if she didn’t bring her own to term. But you know what’s not made up