Angelina Jolie is pregnant. Really.

People magazine has finally jumped on board and is now reporting that Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby this summer with Brad Pitt. Jolie allegedly told a charity aid worker in the Dominican Republic on Monday that she was indeed expecting and the magazine claims the pregnancy has been confirmed by representatives for both parties.


This is the first biological child for Jolie and for Pitt. Jolie, 30, is already the mother of son Maddox, 4, whom she adopted from Cambodia, and daughter Zahara, 1, adopted from Ethiopia in July. Pitt, 42, recently took steps to adopt Maddox and Zahara, including changing their names to Jolie-Pitt. A friend tells People that Angelina is very happy:

“This is a woman who values her relationships with her children more than anything. Now she is creating a family in the context of an adult relationship.”

Well, blabby friends with moronic quotes aside, I guess this is pretty cool. He always looks happy, and we always hear she’s happy, even though she hasn’t smiled in like 13 months. And from a physical standpoint, these two getting together is better than genetic engineering. Its like the foundation for the master race. I still hold the record for money made as “cutest baby” on the baby pageant circuit, but this little bastard may go after my crown. We’ll see about that my young friend