Angelina Jolie is pregnant. Maybe.

So is Angelina Jolie pregnant with the child of Brad Pitt or not? The definitive answer is “maybe”. News of the World says today that the couple are expecting and found out for certain when Angelina had a scan at St John’s Hospital Health Center in Santa Monica last month. According to a “friend” (a “friend” who doesn’t mind blabbing personal secrets to unsavory newspapers):

“It’s early days yet so they’re not announcing it publicly, but anybody can see how thrilled the pair of them are. Angelina can’t wipe the smile from her face and Brad is being so protective of her. She’s had a difficult couple of months feeling sick and ready to faint. Brad and Angelina have been very secretive. But they were overjoyed after getting the results of the scan.”

Angelina just finished filming ‘The Good Shepherd’ and sources say when she went back for re-shoots in December some of her outfits would no longer fit. One person who might know for sure is Jennifer Anniston, who sources say was told by Pitt so she wouldn’t hear the news second hand.


Obviously I have no idea if this is true or not. I’m not even sure if girls that skinny can get pregnant. There might have been one in the Bible. I won’t go into details, but the only time I was with her in an intimate fashion, all I remember was lots of crying and apologizing. Look, she’s a big star, okay, I was nervous, it happens to everyone okay. How dare you fuckers judge me!

For what it’s worth, every picture of Angelina these days (like these on December 16th) has her wearing some version of this outfit: the big flowing sheet and something held over her stomach. So, yeah, she’s pregnant.