the Bat Mitzvah had cameras

I have absolutely no idea what Tabloid Baby is, but they somehow got their hands on exclusive pictures from the Bat Mitzvah over the weekend hosted by David H. Brooks and costing an estimated 10 million dollars, most of that on entertainment. Here is G-Unit street thug 50 Cent on stage at the little girls birthday party, either before or after he enjoyed some ice cream cake and played pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey. Also here is Ciara doing whatever the hell it is she does, then Joe Perry and Steven Tyler being entirely inappropriate with a young girl who has no idea who they are. I’m sure she knows of them, but they might as well be Beethoven as far as she’s concerned. Although, wait, did I say bat mitzvah. Cause based on the last picture of the little girl with Joe Perry, this was clearly some kind of intervention for Joe, some elaborate charade to introduce him to one of his kids.

All credit for these pictures to Tabloid Baby. Job well done, whoever you are.