Star Jones has a new book!

Someone over on Live Journal found the cover for the new Star Jones book (new one on the left, old one on the right) that comes out in January and I just had to share. This is the book where she reveals her secrets to finding true happiness and making your life as great as hers. Cause she really does have it all figured out, huh. Sure, she’s obesely fat and would die if she walked the streets of Phoenix for an hour in July, but when she makes a cheesecake, that’s real bacon inside, not the fake stuff. Some people say she’s mean because she wears fur and tricked Ariel out of her singing voice, but she sure did catch herself a real man and now has a happy marriage where the phrase ‘on the down low’ is sure to never ever come up.