Kelly Brook at Narnia

One year ago, I would have guessed that Billy Zane was going to spend this Christmas asking prostitutes if they have change, but somehow between then and now he managed to score Kelly Brook, and having a doughy B-List actor gasping for air on top of you must have magical powers cause she’s never looked better than she did at the London premiere of the Chronicles of Narnia Tuesday night. It’s impossible to figure out what he brings to the table here. She’s younger, hotter and more successful. Sure, she’s no genius, but, what is Billy Zane, a scientist now. Billy Zane is only the smart one when he’s standing next to Kelly Brook. He’s pretty much just eye-candy too, except he’s been kind of fat and dopey looking for 10 years now. And its not just that she’s a little bit hotter than him, if she were to grow horns and a tail and hooves overnight, he’d still be lucky to have her.