Kate Beckinsale has sexy web-cam shows

Kate Beckinsale told Playboy recently that she strips for her husband, director Len Wiseman, on a web cam when they are separated. She said she’ll begin the show in a sexy outfit, and it only gets hotter from there.

“It was Len’s idea and he set them up. He tells me what to wear each evening. It really helps our relationship. There’s no way we are keeping it clean. That’s the whole point.”

She also said her sex life actually improved after she put on weight for her movie ‘Click’.

“I had much bigger boobs and bottom and Len enjoyed my voluptuous body. It was nice he didn’t run away screaming and I know he’ll be around when I decide to let myself go.”

Man, what a life this son of a bitch is leading. This is why guys come to Hollywood. Not only is Kate unbelievably beautiful, but her self-esteem is low enough that she’ll do whatever you tell her. You could say “it puts the nurses outfit on” and she’ll jump right to it, whatever it takes to get approval. And how did he earn all this, by directing some crappy movie no one liked. God-dammit. Every other guy has this same fantasy, of the hot web-cam show with the super hot girlfriend, and the dude will be sitting there with his dork in his hand waiting, and instead of sexy debauchery its 45 minutes of “guess what Tammy said at work today…”

I put up these pictures of her smoking seconds after working out because I was gonna yell at her and call her dumb, but its still Kate Beckinsale. And Kate Beckinsale with bad breath is still better than Kirsten Dunst. Sabertooth could have gold coins come out of her mouth and I would still just want to put a burlap sack over her head like the Elephant Man. Thanks to pbullock for the pics.