Jennifer Aniston is almost ready

Jennifer Aniston, who was recently photographed topless outside her Malibu home and more professionally that way for GQ, says the public have now seen so much of her body she may as well strip naked and reveal all. Aniston says:

“There’s nothing embarrassing about anything anymore. I’ll tell you, at this point, there’s such a freedom in a weird way. You can just say, ‘here I am. This is it’. It was like I was saying earlier today, ‘Well, I might as well pull my pants down at this point, since they’ve seen everything else.”

Well, one thing I’ve seen are her feet, and if Bilbo would leave her socks on while she strips we might be getting somewhere. And that day might come sooner than later, and not because of any newfound freedom, but because she churns out movie after movie that no one ever sees. Sure, she has the most successful career of anyone who used to be on Friends, but winning Busiest Alum from that show is like winning Busiest Child Molester. It’s great that you won, but mostly it’s because no one else even applied.