Enrique Iglesias is upset

Contact Music says that Enrique Iglesias “has lashed out at suggestions he has a small penis, branding the rumours ‘hurtful'”. Enrique was quoted last month, seemingly upset about the lack of condoms made for the more discreet gentleman.

“I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it’s really embarrassing for people.”

But now he claims that the stories are having a detrimental effect on his relationship with longtime girlfriend Anna Kournikova. When asked about the story, he says:

“It’s not true and hurtful to me and my girlfriend.”

Look jackass, no one in America knows why you