Awwwww, look how cute

No reason at all to put up these pictures taken yesterday of Angelina Jolie and Maddox at Whole Foods in New York, except, if these two got any cuter, they would turn into bunnies. Bunnies giving daisies to a basket of koalas. Say what you will about her being 10 shades of crazy, she really does love these kids. And maybe it means something that we haven’t seen pictures like this of her with Brad Pitt. Based on the first picture, Maddox has gotten farther with Angelina than Brad has. Angelina doesn’t exactly keep her emotions bottled up, so why are there no pictures of her even holding hands with Brad. Everyone knows they’re together. Some reports say he has been a little too clingy and emotional. Girls want guys who cry during that cop show on Animal Planet, not because she hasn’t called in two days. Still other reports say she’s doing it out of respect for the hot steamy affair she had with me for the last 10 years, even though, to be fair, that was almost completely imaginary. On her part. I said “no” Angie. Deal with it.