News from all over

Jackass 2 is coming – Variety and the great JoBlo.com are reporting today that Paramount is looking to capitalize on the low cost/high profits often brought by comedies, and first on deck is a sequel to Jackass, which was made for less than $5 million but made 80 worldwide. Johnny Knoxville has hinted that he would do it and Paramount would love to have Jackass 2 in theaters for Thanksgiving 2006, which seems pretty quick. Its not enough to get a monkey on skates with a hammer, you also need a monkey that?s not a total fucking retard. Yeah, I?m talking to you Mr. Jangles. Go ahead and scream, I?ve had it with you too!


Carolyn Murphy is cuming – The always great Radar Online says today that the very explicit sex tape of SI Swimsuit covergirl Carolyn Murphy is one step closer to public release. Sources say a copy of the video has found its way to the Internet Commerce Group (who also now own the Colin Farrell sex tape) and they are weighing their legal options. “Right now things are looking very good,” said the chairman of ICG. “It’s a copyright issue. As one of the participants, Murphy will be entitled to a share of the profits, but she won’t be able to keep it from being sold.” ICG hopes to have the tape out by Christmas. Wait a second, thats like 6 weeks! Awww man, I gotta get the house ready!


KFed is going – US magazine is reporting that Britney Spears has kicked Kevin Federline out of their Malibu home and demanded a trial separation after a series of fights because Kevin is not spending enough time with their son. Insiders claimed she was particularly annoyed when he recently spent two hours having his hair braided to be followed by a night of clubbing, while she was left at home to care for the newborn. So in order to keep Kevin around more, she made him move out. Wait, what?