Lindsay is not really thinking this

IMDb says today that “Lindsay Lohan is considering taking time out from her music and movie career to go to university and study for a degree.” It claims that Lohan would make the same choice the Olsen twins made and enroll at NYU, mostly as a matter of convenience.

“I would go to NYU. I’m a New York girl, and it’s easy to get to London and LA from here.”

Lindsay, honey, I don’t know how to break this to you, but, seriously, don’t even bother. The horse is out of the barn. You’re not going to the Supreme Court, pumpkin. In fact, wait a second … you’re drunk right now, aren’t you. And you’re just gonna think this advice was a dream. Something about Brad Pitt telling you to be a judge. And there were boobs. God, why do I even bother.


I know these pictures are old, she still had the blond hair obviously, but I like them cause they have a certain innocent charm. Except, replace the word “innocent” with the words “not innocent” and then add “bouncy, bouncy” to the end.