Jude Law is not real bright

Jude Law and Sienna Miller reportedly locked themselves in a hotel room for 48 hours in an effort to rekindle their romance. After checking into Shutters on the beach in Santa Monica, they told staff that they wanted absolute privacy and reportedly never left the room. Their relationship might need some time alone because Law once again angered Miller last week by planning a Christmas vacation in Kenya with his ex-wife Sadie Frost and their three kids. Said the Daily Star:

“Sienna was livid when she found out. She was begging him not to go, telling him he is going backwards by becoming close to Sadie again.”

Miller shouldn’t look to Frost for any solace. Frost recently told a Italian magazine that Jude was once again a very important part of her life:

“My relationship with Jude is the first priority for me. I’m spending all my time with Jude – I can’t do anything else.”

Intellectually, Jude Law must be somewhere between a rock and a lizard. I don’t know if its narcissism or stupidity, but what level of dipshit do you have to be to continuously piss off your girlfriend like this. If I tried this crap with my girlfriend, please believe me when I tell you that the earth isn’t big enough for me to hide. I realize these are his children, and a house is just a house, but a home is filled with love, but kids don’t want to spend two weeks with their parents in Africa anyway. They want X-Box and ice cream with gummy worms. Don’t believe me, go ask some children. No children around? Go ask some midgets. They’re like stubby children.

Thanks to the miracle of photography, here are some images of daddies little girl getting some sun on his balcony at Shutters, a hotel 10 feet from the much cooler Casa Del Mar, where I used to bartend until they fired me for being too handsome.