Dont take a shower with Ricky Martin

In this months Blender magazine, the Last Page interview is with Ricky Martin. For some reason. The talk quickly turns to sex where Ricky volunteers this terrifying image:

“I love giving the golden shower. I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.”

Weird gets weirder because the questions was, “Describe the last porn movie you watched?” Seriously. And Ricky’s answer was that he likes to urinate on people. Thank god he was never asked about Iraq. He might have taken a dump on an orphan. Other gems in the interview include:

What about your last one night stand? “The other night. We met, we did it, we left. I don