Ashlee Simpson is drunk and rude

Ashlee Simpson does know she’s the ugly one, right? She’s ugly and everyone hates her. We have been clear about that, right? Yeah. Yeah, I thought we had been too. But I guess not. Because while it would be charming and sexy if Jessica got drunk and slithered around on a counter at McDonalds, it’s just super-punchable when Ashlee does it. Yet at the same time, so pathetic its not even worth getting worked up about. You just wanna mace her in the eyes and throw her out in the snow. There are absolutely girls who can get away with this kind of behavior. Ashlee Simpson is not one of them. Like in the part of the video where she refuses to take a picture with a guy because he wouldn’t kiss her feet. For the record, I’m not using “kiss her feet” as a euphemism. I mean, she told the dude to kiss her goddamn feet. Her feet that were on the floor at McDonalds. Jesus, how bad is it when you’re the most embarrassing example of drunken white trash AT FUCKING MCDONALDS!


See Ashlee drunk and stupid here


update – Lawyers are awesome!