Angelina is saving space for Brad

Angelina Jolie has tats on almost every part of her body, with one notable exception. Her ass. Until now. Adding to the 11 she already has, rumor has it that she is planning to get a tattoo of a bunny, which represents Brad Pitt’s birth year in the Chinese calendar, on her butt. She will also reportedly get the names of her two adopted children – son Maddox and daughter Zahara – tattooed on her back.


If I were Brad Pitt, I would at least ask that we call it a rabbit. It doesn’t have to be the one from Donnie Darko, but there’s no reason it can’t be the one from Holy Grail. If it does have to be a bunny, I’m positive I don’t want it on her ass. I’m not sure how much confidence it would give me to have my girlfriend naked and bent over the couch, me thinking I’m cool and I look down to see that I’m represented by a soft adorable bunny. It better at least be jumping. Laying on its back, feet in the air in a tubby lump of cute would be a none too subtle hint that I’m not exactly getting the job done back here.


Angelina is too busy these days seeking advice from wise lions in haunted jungles where the leading cause of death is listed as “monkey”, meaning she doesn’t pose for many sexy pictures much anymore, so here are some random shots of Brad hanging out with Maddox four days ago.

update –I guess I could have posted these instead of Angelina at The Gala For Worldwide Orphans taken last week. I think they’re against it. But it’s a decent shot of her new “Know Your Rights” tat and the quickly disappearing “Billy Bob” tat that used to be on her left shoulder. Is it me, or is she getting thinner while her tits get bigger. I swear to God, this woman has a body you normally only see in cartoons.