Mustaches are for foxes only

I hope it doesn’t sound like I’m bragging, but I’m fuckin hot. Not as hot as this handsome stranger, but, c’mon, who is? Crowd around ladies, there’s plenty of stache to go around. But first, a word of warning: if you come, come ready and able, cause foxes like this love their women all night long, baby. Their seductive open collared shirts may only give you a glimpse of the goods, but don’t you worry your pretty little head about that. And what’s that intoxicating musk that burns the nostrils, you may ask. That’s Sex Panther, by Jovan. It’s illegal in 9 countries, but its made with chunks of real panther, so you know it’s good.