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October 13, 2005 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Kirsten Dunst says that Spider-Man 3 will probably be her last stint playing whatever the hell it is she plays in those movies. The laughably delusional troll says:
“Unless they pay me an exorbitant amount of money, this will be my last one. If there is more of a story to tell and (director) Sam Raimi is on board, and everyone is, then maybe. But this is what I am signed to do – three.”
If karma were at all a real thing and not just based on fairies brushing unicorns, Kirsten Dunst would spend the rest of her days sleeping on bales of hay with hooks for hands after even thinking something so insufferably arrogant. Snaggletooth got a raise from 4 to 6 million to go from the first to second Spiderman movies. She just got 8 million for Elizabethtown. Keep this in mind when she talks about an exorbitant amount of money, cause a number she considers exorbitant clearly hasn’t been mentioned yet. I might feel bad for making fun of her all the time, with her disgusting pebble teeth and sickly dead fish skin, but I sleep the sleep of the pure at heart because she keeps doing stuff like this.