Jennifer Aniston is not taking calls

According to the Canadian paper London Free Press, Jennifer Aniston hung up on Brad Pitt when he recently tried apologizing to her for the pain he’s caused by his romance with Angelina Jolie. Her friends say she’s bracing for the inevitable wedding between Brad and Angelina, who are reportedly seeking to adopt a child orphaned by hurricane Katrina.


If that happens, they would have three of the seven children she and Brad plan to have. The big question is whether they’ll have a child of their own or just keep on adopting.


This reminds me – and not for the first time – that Brad Pitt is a much better person than I am. If I was banging away on Angelina Jolie, the whole world could go fuck itself. The orphans and ex-wives can deal with their own problems, I