Britney Spears is delusional

Britney Spears has asked the Mattel toy company to create dolls in the likeness of her, husband Kevin Federline and their new baby son, Sean Preston, for fans to play with. She has also asked for doll versions of her mom, father, older brother Bryan and younger sister Jamie Lynn to be added to the collection.


Britney is hoping the Barbie-style range will also include a toy replica of her 5 million dollar Malibu mansion, her pink Hummer and her 4 million dollar yacht. Even Britney’s dogs Bit Bit, Lucky and Lacy, are set to have their own miniature doubles. A source tells the UK paper Daily Star:

“There is already a Britney Spears Barbie doll but it has proved so popular, there’s talk of producing an entire Britney Spears family. They are bound to be huge in the States”.

The word superdrownablewhore is thrown around a lot these days, which saddens me because at times like this when it really applies, it kind of looses its meaning. Does that bitch really have a pink Hummer? And please tell me the English don