Angelina Jolie is for sale

Angelina Jolie’s hairbrush is reportedly for sale on eBay, with the bidding set to begin at 150 dollars. The claim is that Angelina used the brush on the set of The Good Shepherd in New York earlier this summer, and accidentally left the item behind for a maid to find. The seller says:

“I was given this brush as a gift by my cousin because she knows how much I love Angelina Jolie. This brush was accidentally left on the vanity table in Angelina’s trailer. It was the only item that was forgotten. Angelina was seen using this brush before she left her trailer. I’m assuming that this was one of Angelina’s favorite hairbrushes because it looks like it was used often, there are cracks on the back (and front) of the brush. I took a piece of hair out of the brush and put it into my album for safe keeping, but there is hair still in the brush.”

Based on pretend science that I might have heard correctly and kinda understood in dinosaur movies, Angelina can be cloned from just a strand of her hair. The hair might have to be trapped in amber first. And I might have to be getting a hand job in the back row. At least, that