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September 24, 2005 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Uma Thurman sure does spend a lot of time at the beach. I used to spend a lot of time at the beach. I used to have big bonfires on the sand in Malibu and me and the models would boil a few lobsters and drink chardonnay and do a ton of coke, and they would giggle and strip and play in the waves. But then, one night, things changed forever. The bad news is, one of the models died. The good news is, I was able to get anal for the first time.
Man, being 15 was so great.