MARIAHS CLOTHES ARE FALLING OFF

From Contact Music: “Mariah Carey accidentally flashed her breasts at stunned fans during a TV show in Germany when her dress fell apart. But the red-faced superstar saw the funny side, quipping, “Someone bring me a jacket or the show’s off, we all know how quickly these images can spread around the world.”


I only put this up to show off Mariah Carey’s silver tongue for improv comedy, cause, somehow, remarkably, there are no decent pictures of this. These pictures are just so you can use your imagination. Which means you’re probably screwed, cause if you’re anything like me, the Internet has worn your imagination down to a nub from lack of practice. If I was a cartoon, and you could get a close up of my brain, it wouldn’t show a mouse sprinting in a wheel, it would show a donkey asleep in the mud. Asking me to use my imagination to masturbate is like asking me to build a log cabin. I know people used to do that kind of thing, but I wouldn’t even know where to start.





note – originally posted on GMask on July 13, 2005