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August 29, 2005 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I was going to say that Fergie looks like Leatherface in the Texas Chainsaw remake when he wears that kids face as a mask, but then I remembered that that kid had a hat. So the analogy would have been flawed in that sense. How a 30 year old millionaire princess with all the best at her disposal can look like a 60 year old Navajo squaw who spent her life getting bit by rattlesnake and baking in the prairie sun is beyond me. But even a squaw would politely pass on that dress. And they wore clothes made out of rocks and fish. Just for the record, I