EVA DATING TONY PARKER

I may be the only person on earth who hasnt had a shot at Eva Longoria in the past year. She’s been linked with Keifer Sutherland, JC Chavez and even god-dammed Fez. Not to mention ex-husband, Tyler Christopher, who she didn’t actually divorce until this past March. But now the website Contact Music is reporting:

“Eva Longoria has finally confirmed she’s dating Spurs point guard Tony Parker. The actress hit the gossip pages last month when she was spotted wearing what looked like an engagement ring at the NBA finals, but insisted she wasn’t about to become Mrs. Parker. Joining Parker in China for the Basketball Without Borders charity event, Longoria has, however, confirmed she’s dating the sportsman. She says, ‘I’ve been linked to so many guys, but they got it right.'”

These two seem to have a little too much going for them. Parker has two NBA title rings, Longoria stars on a show that just got 15 Emmy nods. Pisses me off a little. Bad memories, like the popular kids who were mean to me in high school. I thought they were beginning to accept me when I was elected homecoming king. But then came the pigs blood came. To be fair, I probably didn’t have to use my telepathy to torture everyone in the room, but the so-called “innocent” were making such a ruckus, and after a while their screaming got pretty annoying And I figured, hey, you only get one senior year homecoming.





note – originally posted on GMask on July 15, 2005