SANDRA BULLOCK – has begun preparing her divorce papers, and thanks to a kickass pre-nup, Jesse James will walk away with nothing. Except for his awesome sleeve tats, that is. That guy is a real winner. (radar) CLASH OF... READ MORE

JESSE JAMES – is hoping time in rehab and some privacy will save his marriage. He also thinks maybe some aspirin will bring Brittany Murphy back to life. (the ap) DINA LOHAN – says the report that Lindsay was... READ MORE

COLLEGE HUMOR – is having their Americas Hottest College Girl contest. Remember this hot bitch? Oh good you’re nodding (I can see you through your webcam, btw). Well that’s Nikki. And everyone should go vote for her. Because she... READ MORE

MICHELLE BOMBSHELL – is one of the models used for the plastic surgeon who did such an awesome job on her breast implants. Geoff found this and thought I might want to see some tits. He guessed correctly. (screencap)... READ MORE

KATY PERRY – was at a party this weekend which for some reason had an elephant. But not just any elephant. A smooth talking producer. Now Katy is gonna be in a movie. (full size) JESSE JAMES – will... READ MORE

HAYDEN PANETTIERE – is in Taiji, Japan (again) to protest the annual dolphin slaughter. Asians could argue they’re the best race because of their contributions to science, engineering, architecture, and pussy, but they lose points for terrible music and... READ MORE

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT – got dumped last week, and now she’s chopped off her long hair. Wooaah, fat AND short hair? Is it Christmas? Be still my heart. (huffington post) CHRIS EVANS – has been offered the lead in... READ MORE

KENDRA – is gonna kill me because I was supposed to mention her St. Patricks Day contest sooner than this. So everyone go do this thing for Kendra. I guarantee (*) the winner gets to have sex with her.... READ MORE

TIGER WOODS AND ELIN NORDEGREN – are on the cover of the New York Post this morning, photographed together for the first time since his car wreck in late November. And it’s the most offensively boring picture that anyone... READ MORE

MICHAEL JACKSON – had at least 2 girlfriends whose identity have remained a secret, according to his bodyguards. Well that’s all the proof I need. I’m sure it wasn’t a boy in a wig and a dress. Why can’t... READ MORE