01.05.2009 ZHANG ZIYI IS FREAKY
In what is guaranteed to be a big deal back in her homeland of China, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and "Rush Hour 2" star Zhang Ziyi was caught topless on a beach while her boyfriend licked her ass. This is pretty surprising, because even though all Asian girls are sexual freaks, the commies don’t condone this kind of thing in public. I should say, “most Asian girls are sexual freaks”. A recent poll found that 100 percent of the Asian girls I currently live with refuse to lay out topless, even though their tits are awesome, and also I'm not allowed to rub thier ass on the beach, even though that sounds like fun. A follow up survey showed they’re vehemently against hardcore pornography and only chose "2" when asked about about the probability of a three-way with another girl. WTF? I think I picked a dud.


















































