August 10, 2015 |
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Rapper Tyga, who is most famous for banging babies into semi-famous girls, bought Kylie Jenner a $320,000 Ferrari convertible for her eighteenth birthday. It’s unclear how deep he will be into her ass before mom rushes in with news...
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July 8, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
The problem with dating underaged girls is that they just get so jealous. Also, fucking them is illegal. The former seems to be the bigger hurdle for Tyga. The rapper is now dealing with his high school aged old...
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June 19, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
The ministers of social media are outraged over Tyga posting a track to Soundcloud that mentions Kardashian pussy and how the D-list rapper sees himself being arrested over it in the near future. Nobody seems super bothered that Tyga’s raping Kylie...
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June 12, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
You know what they say about kids who grow up in brothels with dads who want to be working the clients rather than just working the register. There’s nothing Kylie can do at this point that can’t be blamed on...
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May 13, 2015 |
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Blac Chyna is suing rapper and Kylie Jenner fucker Tyga for full custody of the bastard baby boy they had together. I don’t envy the judge on this case. “Do I give the kid to the douche with the...
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April 30, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Kylie Jenner dumped her older rapper boyfriend Tyga because Blac Chyna posted photos of dirty texts her ex boyfriend had sent her recently. Also, because he just tattooed Kylie’s name on his arm as a big fuck you to karma. Kylie’s non-gay...
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April 27, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Here’s where rappers face an uphill battle from lack of adult male role models. That last line of defense on really bad decisions. You bring up the idea of indelibly inking the name of the underaged chick you’re banging on your...
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January 15, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
According to sources about as credible as the Kardashians themselves, Kylie Jenner is pregnant by her statutory raping rapper boyfriend. This is the third time reports have come out of the underaged daughter being knocked up. It’s not a...
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November 19, 2014 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Tyga canceled his music appearance at a West Hollywood nightclub because they refused to let his seventeen year old Kardashian girlfriend into the venue. Tyga’s has the fourth lamest fake rapper name ever, made a baby with Kim’s friend...
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October 9, 2014 |
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Lex Jurgen|
If anyone knows how to tightrope walk around a statutory rape prosecution, it’s Kris Jenner. You don’t rise to pimp head of a multimillion dollar teen prostitution ring without picking up a little streetwise jurisprudence. Kylie Jenner is just...
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