Taylor Swift's public relations team is frantically trying change the story from Swift bitch slapped by the Kardashians. Also zero MTV video music award nominations and being a horrible shrew who makes souvenir guitar strings from Zika babies aborted... READ MORE

After being caught lying about her involvement in Kanye West's shitty song, Taylor Swift did the smart thing and shut the fuck up for the allotted amount of time before you're issued a new victim card. It seems unlikely... READ MORE

Taylor Swift received zero nominations for the MTV Video Music Awards this year. The VMAs celebrate the shittiest content at the intersection of teen music and quick-cut videos featuring super limber gay backup dancers. Swift's ex-boyfriend Calvin Harris got... READ MORE

Nobody fucks with Taylor Swift. Kim Kardashian fucks with everybody. This is the battle earth has been waiting for since Xenu launched his first volcano burial business. READ MORE

A plethora of armchair lawyers and dumb bloggers are speculating as to the legality of someone recording Kanye West's phone call to Taylor Swift. To recap, she's a liar and if you look at her face it seems plausible... READ MORE

Taylor Swift has vociferously maintained that she had no advanced knowledge that Kanye would malign and objectify her sexually her in his idiotic song, Famous. Swift insists she was shocked and pissed on behalf of herself and all woman-kind... READ MORE

Thou dost protest too much has become an awful cliche.

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Calvin Harris is a DJ, although he actually produces some of the music unlike Paris Hilton who has someone assist her to press Play on an iPod and then stands there with a butt plug in. Harris dated Taylor... READ MORE

The problem with stalking Taylor Swift is she'll only bang you for one magazine cover cycle, and then only if you're slightly outweighing her in popularity. To be fair fucking your stalker would garner a lot of headlines, and... READ MORE

Taylor Swift is a dangerous sociopath and the brains behind 9-11. She wan't twelve, she was a precocious twelve. She most likely owns several strap-ons which makes sense because all of her boyfriends are gay and her vag is... READ MORE