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Taylor Swift Charms 96 Year Old Male Fan

December 28, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Today in fake news, Taylor Swift performed a heavily documented private concert for the friends and family of a 96 year old WWII veteran named Cyrus Porter who is supposedly her "biggest fan." READ MORE

John Mayer Lamely Disses Taylor Swift

December 15, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

John Mayer just threw major shade at Taylor Swift! If you were to read that obnoxiously sensational headline you might think he said she had a huge vagina or that she actually has no friends, the latter actually being... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Shut That Shit Down

December 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Denver radio DJ David Mueller isn't remaining silent during his civil case with Taylor Swift who's suing him for grabbing her ass during a promotional photo op. FlatAssGate rolls on with Mueller claiming Swift's false charges of goosing cost... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Does Okay

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember that time you made fun of Taylor Swift then you found out she made $170 million this past year? That's a lot of cheese for a bunch of mildly catchy country pop ballads. She didn't even have to... READ MORE

David Mueller’s Legal Team on Top of Things

November 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Denver radio DJ David Mueller's legal team claims the leaked Taylor Swift ass-grab photo exonerates their client rather fully. They're short on specifics, but it's not like a long term unemployed disc jockey can afford Swift level attorneys. READ MORE

Taylor Swift Releases Ass Grab Photo

November 14, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift has zero credibility as a person. So, we'll start from zero. Would it benefit her orchestrated and opportunistic feminist schtick to have been sexually assaulted? Absolutely. Does that mean if she is actually assaulted that it's invalidated?... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Ass Grab Trial Gets Underway

November 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody goosed Taylor Swift backstage at a 2013 holiday concert meet and greet. Swift insisted that Denver local radio DJ David Mueller stuck his hand up her skirt and grabbed her bare cheek during a photo op. That's so... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Deeply Unhappy With Her Genes

October 6, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato claims to be quitting show business for a while yet continues to say incendiary things in interviews, perhaps making the transition from an annoying shitty performer to simply an annoying person who doesn't perform. She says she's... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Distractions

August 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hope for the best and plan for the worst. When things are going well for Taylor Swift, you'll see none of her tits. During publicity recessions, she's suddenly the bustiest chick in the room. Dressed like a co-ed aiming... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Spandex Booty And Shit Around The Web

August 26, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Say what you want about her, Taylor Swift has a tight ass. You could spank it, if it's the last thing you want to do on this planet before being taken out by moonlighting Mossad security. READ MORE

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