Nicki Minaj new contribution to the musical lexicon of humanity is called Anaconda. It’s a snake. It’s also a cock. I’m pretty good at interpreting sexually suggestive metaphors. For instance, I’m looking at Nicki Minaj squatting on an imaginary... READ MORE

The primary fallout from Nicki Minaj’s credibility attack on Iggy Azalea during the BET Awards was for mainstream news outlets to use the slang ‘casting shade’ in reporting their stories. Nicki was obviously referring to Australian rapper Iggy Azalea... READ MORE

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Ever the caring provider and girl with huge breasts, Nicki Minaj posted a series of photos from her new music video shoot for the song “Senile” on Instgram yesterday, and they actually answer some very important questions about the... READ MORE

With Daylight Savings Time it’s been nearly twenty-three actual hours since Nicki Minaj shared photos of herself. She’s usually showering or rehearsing for work or taking a dump off-camera. Sometimes I feel like I’m living with Nicki Minaj, besides... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj is desperate to refute criticisms that her alluring looks are a by-product of cakes of makeup and showy wardrobe. She’s out to prove  that she looks amazing makeup free. It’s a bold move for a celebrity to... READ MORE

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I hate when you have to ask somebody what their Halloween costume is supposed to be. Batman I get. You’re the tenth Miley Cyrus twerking from the VMAs at the party. Got it. But I tire quickly of the... READ MORE

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There’s nothing Nicki Minaj can do that’s so cheesy that I still don’t want to feel her up like a blind man does the face of a long lost loved one. Kmart, a pink Lamborghini,gold chains. I’m completely down.... READ MORE