Madonna had a bunch of unreleased tracks hacked which came as a shock to everybody who assumed she stopped making music in 1995. Madonna described the hack as an “act of terrorism.” This came on the same day 132... READ MORE

Dessicated crone Madonna crawled out from her cave where she eats fish tails and strokes The Precious to complain about her new songs getting leaked. She called it “artistic rape” which for one illusory moment made her music seemed compelling.... READ MORE

Dammit, Madonna, stop being so provocative. I don’t always want to feel compelled to reevaluate my feelings as they relate to dominant medial culture constructs. No offense to the ninety-seven 2-pt font names of people who made Photoshop possible.... READ MORE

Justin Timberlake is in all kinds of trouble with the Internet after he called desiccated crone Madonna “his ninja”. By that he didn’t mean a medieval Japanese assassin but rather a stand in for that other n-word. You know,... READ MORE

Rattled by all the attention her daughter has been receiving for her nubile tits, Madonna leapt into action and posted a picture of her old lady crotch on Instagram. It was a bold move considering Madonna usually saves her... READ MORE

I’m going to go ahead and guess this was Madonna’s idea. Katy Perry has gone through too many boyfriends to be passionate about kink. Personally, I dig this kind of artistic expression. I only wish it were real. I’d... READ MORE

Poor, old, pathetic and desperate Madonna. All she wanted to do last night was attend the Met Gala, but when she shared the dress that she wanted to wear with Anna Wintour, Madonna was told, “Not this year.” As... READ MORE

Now that 55-year old Madonna has learned what hashtags are, she is continuing her campaign of emptiness on Instagram by posting random stupid pictures with meaningless messages like #artforrevolution and #rebelheart. The latest is this photo of her with... READ MORE

A very well-respected and honored member of the Jewish religion, Madonna showed off her appreciation for the costume party angle of Purim by posting a shot of her dressed as Daenerys from Game of Thrones on Instagram yesterday. Get... READ MORE

Hot off her critically-mentioned duet with Miley Cyrus at MTV Unplugged, Madonna left her Pilates class in Los Angeles yesterday with a subtle message for all of her haters. The hip and edgy 55-year old wore a beanie that... READ MORE