Madonna went on YouTube to pretend to answer impromptu questions from her fans while making sure to keep her face at a 43-degree angle to the camera for even one degree off and her skeleton appears to dance. Just... READ MORE

Just 25-days ago America’s finest music makers were on a podium declaring the death of Spotify and Pandora and announcing the launch of Tidal, the true artist-fair music app. Kanye West, Madonna, that dude in the Mickey Mouse head, and... READ MORE

Canadian teen soap opera star Drake claims he’s “100%” with being deep throated by desiccated crone Madonna at Coachella. This is contrary to early reports and his obvious physical reaction to feeling his life force being sucked out of his gourd.... READ MORE

Madonna joined Drake on stage at Coachella and kissed him on the mouth, causing him to gag and wretch and talk to Jewish Jesus and then immediately go get his dick sucked by a nineteen year old pixie dust spreader.... READ MORE

Madonna spread her legs in Cosmopolitan’s 50th anniversary issue due to hit obstetrician waiting rooms four years from now. She took the opportunity to ramble some half truths about income inequality since that’s the best way to get attention as Rihanna declined her... READ MORE

It came out today that dessicated crone Madonna used to bump nasties with Tupac Shakur. This throws a whole new theory into play about Tupac’s death. Namely, that he killed himself after seeing her weird Detroit pussy. Read all... READ MORE

How can a woman sucking on chains and showing off her tits in bondage gear be officially too old for the tween tastemakers? Apparently it’s happened. Radio 1 in the U.K claims it doesn’t discriminate on the age of... READ MORE

Madonna’s something around Methuselah plus four score years old now, her centuries of aging masked only by the power of her Kabbalah bracelet and collagen injections. That giant cape she performed in at the Brit Awards nearly ended her.... READ MORE

There’s that moment when you realize you’re watching Madonna with the Alvin Ailey rejected applicants prancing behind her and you just want to brush your Chucky doll’s hair and forget about the world for a while. Fuck me, Grammy’s. You got me... READ MORE

Madonna had to apologize after posting several pictures of Black leaders like Martin Luther King and Nelson Mandela dressed like she is on her new shitty album cover. For some reason people thought it was asinine and racist that... READ MORE