Hillary Clinton's campaign is pushing two fronts. Female celebrities getting naked to encourage voting and essays by apologetic men in HuffPo and similarly leaning publications about how people who dislike Hillary only do so because she's a woman. READ MORE

It's getting about that time where you take Old Yeller out behind the barn and put a shotgun in her mouth. Madonna loves attention. Just not the kind you get from your husband or children or anyone you know... READ MORE

If it were 50 years ago, Obama would have already fucked Madonna dozens of times. Sure he could get hotter tail but Presidents are pretty obsessed with status. As it is he's probably only banged her a handful of... READ MORE

Defamation laws are tricky. You can state that Lee Daniels' dad beat the shit out of him with an electric cord when he found Daniels trying on his mom's high heels. Daniels himself noted that on his application for... READ MORE

Feeble crone Madonna was still trying to shock us by wearing assless pants to the Met Gala and then sucking her finger seductively at the after party. Wigged Gollum fetishists to the front of the line. READ MORE

The Met Gala is New York's version of the Oscars, only you don't have to have a job to attend, just a really expensive dress. Until fully audited, consider it a fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum which needs to... READ MORE

There are 1.6 million people living on the island of Manhattan. There are three parking spots. Madonna decided she needed more reserved spots for visits from her Kabbalah rabbis and Moroccan dancing boyfriends so she put up fake NO... READ MORE

It’s unclear why Selena Gomez is playing piano in a bikini other than Selena Gomez not in a bikini doesn’t get viewed 800,000 times. Val Fit shows her butt in a sexy shoot in Cali. (Last Men On Earth)... READ MORE

That young chick Madonna pulled up on stage and talked about being super hot and filling her holes and then ripped her top off, turned out to staged. Josephine Georgiou is an aspiring model in Australia, which means she... READ MORE

Madonna’s derailment is near complete. Her train is careening toward a sewage treatment plant that’s full of Chernobyl diarrhea. She fucked up again this week on her Australian tour. Madonna brought a fan on stage and talked about her... READ MORE