Lindsay Lohan just launched her line of skater wear for young men at Pac Sun. I know teens are impressionable fucks, but I’m wondering which part of the myth of Lindsay Lohan might attract even the most moronic freshman... READ MORE

Michael Lohan decided not to tell his kids that he was making an honest woman out of Kate Major the second she got out of jail gestating his second bastard child. It’s kind of romantic in an abandoned building... READ MORE

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When nobody wants to see your tits anymore, you’ve got two choices. Breastfeeding selfies or commissioning a street artist to paint you as a naked Marilyn Monroe. Lindsay Lohan’s probation terms don’t allow her to handle infants, so she... READ MORE

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It’d be a real knee slapper to go through all the crappy reviews of Lindsay Lohan in her British stage debut. All the tweets and rants and pans about how she forgot her lines, clearly wasn’t well-rehearsed and had... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan showed up to the GQ Man Of The Year Awards in a skimpy dress that showed off her pasty white emaciated legs. She looked, in a word, busted. To think that there was a time when every... READ MORE

Remember when Lindsay Lohan used to be drunk and high and drive her car into other people? Those were good times. A couple years ago she totaled her Porsche into the side of a truck she thought was just... READ MORE

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Lindsay Lohan’s sobriety buddies are worried that Lindsay has fallen off the wagon and is now hiding out in Europe to avoid confrontation. Worrying seems a bit pointless as it’s almost certain to be true. RadarOnline has paid an... READ MORE