Lindsay Lohan may be engaged to a wealthy kid from Russia where Mean Girls is still the number one movie on Pirate Bay. Lohan’s parents canceled snorting and drinking and beating the crap out of each other for one evening of detente... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan still looks decent from above the waist and below the neck when her tits are visible. It’s a start. Or a finish, depending how they chart that phenomenon in rehab. Remember when Lindsay Lohan was hot? (Taxi... READ MORE

Britney Spears has been posting dark brooding pictures of herself in in her underwear again. She looks like a bat. Or a crazy person who thinks she’s a bat. This is precisely the kind of evidence her dad uses... READ MORE

Maya Angelou was the poet of super lazy people. A Nike slogan writer for the largely unread. Death was no end for Angelou Pablum. Re-posters of her shlock continue to feed at the trough. Lindsay Lohan reached for a little... READ MORE

In her first magazine appearance in over a year, Lindsay Lohan modeled for a series of blown out bikini pictures in NoTofu magazine. That’s No Tofu. Wait a few minutes. Somebody back at HQ rotated the brightness and contrast... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan posted a photo of herself in 60’s garb on Instagram citing her love of Sharon Tate. Tate being the ingenue actress who Charles Manson family members stabbed to death while eight months pregnant in her home. Lohan... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan gears up for Halloween around mid-March after she wakes up from New Year’s. It’s a brutal schedule, but Halloween is her favorite holiday. In her newly adopted home of London she went as a mouse you might... READ MORE

There was a time when Lindsay Lohan was considered desirable. She was probably underaged then now that I think about it. Now she looks like a freckled purse with tits. So, you’d still do here, you just wouldn’t brag... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan started Gatling Gunning out topless photos of herself so her anorexic little sister wouldn’t hog all the New York media ink for booking her first modeling gig. Congratulations. You’re 21. Given that you’ve done nothing before this... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan was sent to Greece to remind those debt skating motherfuckers what happens when you turn your back on an obligation to the EU. Everybody retiring on government pension at forty-five doesn’t sound so idyllic when HSV’s one... READ MORE