When not masturbating to violent porn or making insane candy, the Japanese enjoy slaughtering dolphins, and the World Series of dolphin slaughtering is now upon us.   Between early October and late December, Japanese fisherman around the village of Taiji... READ MORE

TVGuide says that smiley face Hayden Panettiere threatened to kill an Us magazine reporter over an item on their website that said Hayden had broken up with her idiot boyfriend (this story here).  Michael Ausiello says: Anyway, it was... READ MORE

Us Weekely says that Hayden Panettiere, 18, has broken up with her boyfriend for the past year, Stephen Colletti, 21.  You may know Colletti, but probably don't, from the MTV show, Laguna Beach.  Us says: …a source tells Us,... READ MORE

TMZ caught up with Hayden Panettiere at LAX and when they asked her about Britneys VMA performance and specifically if Sarah Silvermans Britney jokes were too rough, bam, Sarah Silverman walks right up. Apparently there's some special terminal for... READ MORE

Hayden Panettiere is doing one of those stupid milk commercials, which always just looks like thinly veiled porn.  This could just as easily be an ad for SlingMyRopes.com.  Have the milk people ever even seen a milk mustache?  Because... READ MORE

Hayden Panettiere spent her 18th birthday yesterday at Declare Yourself registering to vote, and if that wasn't hot enough, she also got fondled by some mummy who would explode into a pile of dust if you poked him.  I... READ MORE

As astute commenter (hee hee, ass toot) wwbd pointed out, "Next time you update with something as important as news that Hayden sun bathes naked you should definitely post it up top."  So there you go.  Congratulations, asswipe. Hayden Pedophilia... READ MORE

A recent survey of sexual predators reveals that Hayden Panettiere's shorts are awesome, and she should be held up as an important role model for todays sexy young people.  So if you're a cute blond chick, and you can... READ MORE

This picture of Hayden holding a rabbit is seemingly everywhere this morning and Perez asks the question, "Heroes star Hayden Panettiere, 17, is holding this vibrating dildo because _______." And the answer is because it's a horribly done fake... READ MORE

I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm still not entirely sure who Hayden Panettiere is. But here she is yesterday in a bikini in LA.  I know she's famous and she has a show on TV.  She probably plays... READ MORE