It’s difficult to say who is more of a useless sack of shit, Farrah Abraham or the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan. As Kendall Jenner and Farrah Abraham trade barbs I can’t pick who to root for. It’s reminds me of... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham set up a social media account for her six year old daughter to prove that Facebook and Instagram are super concerned with nipples and not much else in terms of enforcing their TOS. Farrah and her daughter Sophia often... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj called Teen Mom a #BigCUNT on Twitter because Farrah Abraham spoke rudely to her mom on some MTV reality show where ugly people with lots of makeup dab their eyes with tiny facial wipes. Twitter turns out to be... READ MORE

Media whore Farrah Abraham has joined other adult film “actresses” claiming that walking hard-on James Deen raped her. I’m no expert, but I saw part of that tape and she didn’t look like she was resisting. Also, didn’t she... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham has nailed the look for low end sex products. Since her last plastic surgery failed she’s qualified for ADA protections which means Belgian softcore porn companies operating in the US must hire her or Chloe Sevigny who... READ MORE

I don’t know exactly what a sexpo is, but should you find yourself at one, consider sexercide. You’ve hit bottom. Farrah Abraham is now a thing in England because she was on their edition of Celebrity Big Brother and... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham announced she’s going under the knife for the third time to fulfill her dream of turning her tits into the largest cruller shaped attached structure west of the Mississippi. The first tit job got her into porn. The second... READ MORE

According to Celebrity Gene, makers of fine liquid human DNA filled necklaces since whenever, the Farrah Abraham model wasn’t exactly moving. After four months on the market, not a single one had sold. Buying a pendant filled with a... READ MORE

Representing America. Farrah Abraham would not sit still when the script on the Celebrity Big Brother side show On the Side demanded she insult her British counterparts with big tits from the show. If you’ve ever seen these after-show... READ MORE

The selling point of the Big Brother TV show continues to elude me. You gather up disturbed sex workers you’d never want as roommates, pack them all into a fake house, and spy on them except when they’re changing... READ MORE