Unfortunately for the world of fap Farrah Abraham is completely withdrawing from the promiscuous life she once led. Maybe this will lead to her finding the much need morality that went missing after becoming America’s favorite MTV milf.

Farrah Abraham sucked her way into a career. Now she just sucks at her career. So much so that she’s being forced to divorce herself from her properties.

I had no idea Teen Mom still came on. You can’t expect much from a teen with a kid telling her mom she wants boob implants. Becoming a pornstar was pretty much her manifest destiny after that comment. 

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If a picture tells a thousand words, some of the ones that come to mind in this new family memento from Farrah Abraham are: "Child Protective Services," "future drug addict," "current drug addict," "desperate," and, needless to say, "botched."... READ MORE

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The world's favorite capitalistic ho train, Farrah Abraham, is further milking her lady parts for all they're worth with a new series that will center solely on her recent vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Those of you assuming this will be TLC's latest... READ MORE

The amount of ways women can earn income is almost unlimited. I wouldn't be able to fetch anywhere near the asking price Farrah Abraham is asking for a personal garment that has graced genitalia. 

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I deep semi-sober dive into the Colin Kaepernick media hyped controversy, wonder when Mansplaining shaming will ensure men never talk again, assume humanity is at... READ MORE