Considering how many times I’ve said that Asian girls are better than regular girls (and it’s a lot), and that blond white girls in particular are kind of boring, I bet Brooklyn Decker would be really flattered to know... READ MORE

Brooklyn Decker is on the cover of the new Esquire, but even better she’s inside the new Esquire in a see thru shirt. Normally I think blond white girls are kind of generic and boring but I like Brooklyn... READ MORE

LILY ALLEN – has suffered a miscarriage for the second time in three years. This weekend she lost her baby 6 months into her pregnancy. In January 2008, she suffered a similar fate after just one month. (the sun)... READ MORE

MEL GIBSON – might have hit his 6-month-old daughter Lucia, causing bruises, during a fight with his ex Oksana. So really it sounds more like Oksanas fault than Mels. Stop using babies as a shield you crazy bitch. (hp)... READ MORE

Yesterday it was mentioned that Brooklyn Decker was one of the leads in a new Adam Sandler movie, and hopefully her role would require lots of running and jumping. So I could watch her tits bounce up and down,... READ MORE

Brooklyn Decker is skinny with huge natural tits, so she probably ends up cartwheeling around a lot. If her tits build up any momentum there’s no stopping them. I’m surprised she doesn’t have to walk around wearing a backpack... READ MORE

Brooklyn Decker is obviously very attractive, but she’s not amazing or anything, so I guess that’s why I never noticed her blue-ribbon winning tits before. Thinking of our lost time together makes me sort of angry. Here she is... READ MORE

Sport Illustrated supermodel Brooklyn Decker has a starring role in the new Adam Sandler movie with Jennifer Aniston, and while filming in Hawaii today, Brooklyn put on a bikini and then rubbed oil onto her amazing tits. They haven’t... READ MORE