If you were somehow able to wager that the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City last night would feature some very attractive women walking around in expensive lingerie, random outfits nobody... READ MORE

Lindsay Ellingson and Lily Aldridge must not have done a very good job debuting the Victoria’s Secret World’s Best Sports Bra earlier this week in New York City, because the women’s clothing company had to bring out the big... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio attended the Wallis Annenberg Center For Performing Arts Inaugural Gala in Beverly Hills last night, which isn’t notable unless you’re the kind of person who likes when a model attends an event showing off... READ MORE

Ask people who’ve been to a museum how they liked it. They always say they loved it. Ask them what they loved about it, the always mention some exhibit. Then ask them what they loved about the exhibit, they... READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio took off her hat at the beach today, so she’s probably already dead. As you may know, any direct contact between rich or famous women and the ultraviolet rays of the sun are a virtual death sentence.... READ MORE

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Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio could have Fran Drescher’s voice and Amanda Bynes’ brain and she’d probably still be invited to everything from the Cannes Film Festival to the birth of Jesus because of her amazing ability to stand... READ MORE

Unless you’ve got the body hair of an un-lasered Bin Laden wife, men will still plow the shit out of you whether your legs are perfectly shaved or not. Chicks worry about silly things like that too much, dudes... READ MORE

You can have your European topless beaches, I’ve been to them. It’s mostly German women with the Akebono body types and Hair Club dudes hanging greasy in their banana hammocks. I’ll take Malibu. The beach where the crazy hot... READ MORE

Life is going to suck for Alessandra Ambrosio’s son. You’re going to be the most popular boy in school, because every other boy wants to bang your mom. Just how many damn fist fights are you going to be... READ MORE