Fatal Attraction may be thirty years old, but its message is timeless: there's no such thing as free sex. Doubly true for side sex for a married man. At some point, some loon's boiling your daughter's pet rabbit in... READ MORE

By way of advice for a man never arrested in his life, don't insist that half the charges against you are inaccurate. All or nothing, Chucky.

Kelly reads the papers. She hears the chatter, she knows she's the water is circling the toilet clockwise and it's not rising.

"I felt gross. It'd be like being walking through the mall and some random person grabbing your butt. You just feel gross. Like ew, I want to wash that off of me."

Unlike big sis's, Jenner's shower for her first rapper bastard baby was kept low-key, run entirely by E! television producers who forbid Jenner's girlfriend guests from posting selfies, snapchats, or any media of the lame "pajama garden party" whatsoever.

Tyrese thought it'd be funny to post a stunt kidnapping video to Facebook at 3am. You can't post porn to Facebook, so assume anybody engaging Facebook videos at 3am is living on the fringes. 

This unmasking of Lena Dunham has been a shock to some number of followers who inexplicably didn't see her as a self-entitled, self-important, self-involved rich chick blowhard previously.

Jolie has appeared rail thin for many years now. It's easy to write this off as a natural body frame for Jolie. Much like her admitted cocaine and heroin consumption were natural sources of nutrition.

Johnny Depp is poised to have a significant role in the upcoming sequel to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them as feminists posing as Harry Potter fans are insisting he be sacked.

It takes some intestinal fortitude to be searching for your identity whilst in the process of drowning. Playboy is on life support and roaming to and fro with Cooper Hefner running ideas up the flagpole like transgendered Playmates and... READ MORE