If you love hearing about unattractive senior citizens harkening back to sexually inappropriate fondling 45-years earlier, this is the story for you:

Women have exponentially more reasons to form klatches. Up to and including, Harvey Weinstein sexually assaulted us in the 90's and we told everybody about it almost seven weeks ago now.

ESPN claims it's not bleeding people due to losses from its cable subscription audience shrinkage and infuriatingly non-sports sports coverage

The long time Minnesota Public Radio Upper Midwest chuckler and all around autistic storyteller host of the Prairie Home Companion, Garrison Keillor, was fired from MPR following an investigation into an undisclosed matter of past inappropriate behavior.

Prince Harry isn't really a Prince. He's sixth in line to the idiotic throne of a country that is equal parts stuck in the past and mired in Islamist PC surrender.

Gordon's finally being reinstated by the Browns and is celebrating the chance to re-destroy the remnants of his career by bragging to SI about how he was the master weed dealer on campus at Baylor.

Cameron bragged to Variety about how amazing it is to re-team with Winslet twenty years after Titanic, and how she's insisted on doing her own wet work during rehearsals.

For the sake of this story, really but a placeholder to share Emily Ratajkowski bikini pictures, assume that celebrity models have any connection whatsoever to the swimwear lines put out in their names. 

In what may come as a surprise to people who don't think things through logically, the nation's largest strip mall franchise massage parlors stand accused of having rogue masseurs touch their female clients sexually. 

Schroeder mentioned that maybe some of the chick actresses who went up to those fat producers hotel rooms did so knowing exactly what was waiting for them.