Caroline Corinth Old Enough to Be Almost Topless

Somewhere, at some time, in some place, somebody decided that eighteen was the age at which we could start talking about how good looking girls are. I mean, there’s a much harder, firmer rule about the whole touching thing, and that’s a good rule. But there’s also the Internet community police thing about even saying anything sexual about girls until the age of consent. In the U.S. at least. In Europe, these same models are Brooke Shields underaging it from the time they can walk in heels. And in Mongolia, they’re on their fourth child well before what would’ve been their prom night. I pick on Mongolia only because I’m a coward who doesn’t want national pride hate mail.

Caroline Corinth is eighteen now. And Danish. And very very good looking. So Victoria’s Secret can openly pay her to take off almost all of her clothes and model underwear. When a major clothing company pays her to take off her clothes, they’re smart business people. When you or I ask her too take off her clothes, we’re pervs. Badge of shame, people. Wear that scorn proudly.